- 15-year-old me:MOM I'm practically an ADULT ugggh you never let me do ANYTHING in olden times i could get MARRIED *eye roll into another dimension*
- me now:for my birthday i want food and to stay on your health insurance
"The pupil of your eye expands up to 45% when you look at someone you love."
"You will be stupid. You will worry your parents. You will question your own choices, your relationships, your jobs, your friends, where you live, what you studied in college, that you went to college at all… If that happens, you’re doing it right."
- Ira Glass (via wordsthat-speak)